Hooray!!! You did it!!

Salute this hallowed rear—

The exit of legends. The threshold of beer.

Then raise your voice, as heroes do:

“I reached the end… and I still smell like brew!”

If you made it here, you’re one of us now.

No prize but glory. No key but how.

So take your sticker, your honor, your fame—

And go tell the world you survived the Ditch Game.

Come on down to the bar to claim your fabulous prize.

We’re so excited to celebrate your triumph! Just be prepared to validate your completion of the hunt, as our awesome bartenders have more than three clever ways to verify your achievement. So, I hope you didn’t try to take any shortcuts or cheat your way through! 😉